Today, my mom noticed the hickey that I have on my neck. Embarrassed, I tried convincing her that I burnt myself using a hair straightener. She then told me that that's the same excuse she told my grandma when she got a hickey. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend cried and begged me not to leave her, saying her "hickey" was a burn from a curling iron. That might be believable if it was one on her neck and not in four places on her tits and thighs. FML
Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over with a hickey on his neck. He thinks "The vacuum did it" is a believable excuse. FML
Today, my mother found a hickey on my neck. Not believing that it was from the hungry 2-month-old child I was holding, she confronted my boyfriend about it. He promptly accused me of cheating. FML
Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, my mom came over to visit and permed my hair. Ten minutes after she started, I told her it was burning. She told me to suck it up because it doesn't hurt that badly. I now have scabs all over my scalp, hairline, and nape. FML
Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that the hickey on his neck was from his friend attacking him with a vacuum cleaner. FML
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DeathByFalchion 0
Not THAT big of a deal if it happened to your mom too.
mhmmhmgood 0
haa, ive used that one too
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Comments (164)
JP101 0
What are you, in eighth grade? That's dirty and ghetto. Grow up.
epicFAIL7 0
what the ****? fail on your part for being a dumbass.
atoughcookie 0
Wow thats nice. Most straighteners cannot do that though, since they are cool on the outside. And they had straighteners back when your mom was your age? I sense BS.
Minuet 0
It is possible to iron your hair using an actual iron... My mother still has a burn mark from where it slipped as a teenager (pre hair straighteners)
TheLoneWolf87 4
19th now all the trolls will cower in fear!!!!!!!!1!!
Ret_fml 0
YDI for assuming that adults don't actually understand us. Hell, they *invented* most of our excuses growing up.
tradit03 0
was it worth a lie? loser.
pxthugsta 0
you piece of shit, go hickey your arm you retard
Daaniellee1234 8
#18. Most straightners are hot on the outside. Mine gets really hot. The OP's mom probebly used a clothing iron to straighten her hair when she was younger.. Dont really think this is FML worthy though..
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DameGreyWulf 1
No reason to be embarassed. It's a hickey. Not like she took a look at your vag and found a broken hymen. Durrhurr.
Starchild21 3
Why would she go about doing that??? Am I missing something about moms and daughters?? ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
DameGreyWulf 1
LMAO No nah, I was just screwing around while telling the OP it's not like it's something quite that serious. Though I wouldn't doubt there are some crazy psycho mothers out there...
zargon 1
Hair straighteners (or curling irons, even) can burn you, sure, but they look pretty much nothing like hickies, so I have no idea why people ever bothered with that excuse....