Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, I got a coworker at my new job in trouble, because he kept harassing me and asking me out, even after I clearly told him I wasn't interested. Turns out he's very popular around here, and everyone now hates me for being a trouble-maker and not "taking a compliment." FML
Today, a female coworker kissed me so I reported it to my boss, but he told me I should take the compliment, and asked me why the hell I was complaining about "getting some." I’m a guy, but I’m sure if I was a woman and I’d had a kiss forced on me, it would be a huge issue. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, my bitchy co-worker decided that being given a compliment on her shoes is sexual harassment, and worthy of reporting me to our boss over. FML
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
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Top comments
Dolores Payne Saile 8
Not a new job, you need a good lawyer. Sexual harassment is an actionable offense.
ahabsfan 17
It’s definitely time for a new job for your coworker and your boss.
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Comments (17)
Brightside86 31
Sounds like settlement time.
princess_stabitty 20
Start leaving a paper trail of hving reported the issue with nothing done, and then sue the hell outta them. Boss will enjoy the attention, I'm sure.
DogStew 20
Sue the pants off them. You don’t have to find a new job. You have to find a lawyer.
phybreawptic 13
This sounds like an episode of Mad Men
Ellimac21 14
Oh crap... This is digusting. If you can try to record with your phone when you go to your boss office to complain. Does your workplace have cameras? Escalate this thing to HR too. This is not okay. You should not have to leave because of some losers
Ryan Stoddard 2
Report the company/business to the Department of Labor for workplace violations in regards to sexual assault/harassment
juggalo2 22
Send a picture of your big round ass so we can judge the facts.