Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML
Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML
Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, our children were playing in the apartment, and I guess it made too much noise for the guy below, because he started banging on the ceiling. My boyfriend got so pissed that he grabbed his gun, stormed off, and threatened the guy below with it. He's on parole so I'm praying he doesn't report it to the cops. FML
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Top comments
MeowMcMeowenson 19
You know it's pretty unusual to shoot bubble wrap
brandoneyez1 25
Your neighbor is an idiot. A gunshot is way louder.
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Comments (73)
cheeeksss 29
Have your neighbors popped bubble wrap before? :o
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Sound like they don't like you and are just trying to mess with you. You can learn from previous FMLs and call the cops back on them for having sex and say that it sounded like animal abuse. Then again, that would require some stalking of your own
Dick_diamond 22
I'm jealous. My bubble wrap is never THAT loud
Emmamazing 26
That sounds like a really fun date! Minus the whole neighbour thing... But bubble wrap is awesome!
born_hustla 26
Wow, your neighbors don't know the difference between the popping sound of bubble wrap and the sound of a gun shot?! Where are they from?What neighborhood do you live in ?
Dalboz 26
How is this even possible?????
wildgenius 13
I've come to the conclusion that they were shooting the bubble wrap to pop it.
somechick8266 14
im sure the cops were like let us get in on that. but seriously bubble wrap isnt that loud
Sheepalicious 20
Bubble wrap is so addictive.
Joshwarrior 39
You should lay out a roll in front of their door Haha see how they react when they are zero feet away from the "gunshot" sounds when they walk out it the morning.
harryp0tterfreak 8
Yes! Put it under the placemat if they have one so they won't see it coming.
False_Stupidity 42
And use the largest bubbled wrap you can find so it's loud!