Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, my mom made me clean. I was dusting in the living room and heard gunshots outside the apartment. I dove on the floor and started crying and screaming. My mom walked in and informed me that the sound was her making popcorn. FML
Today, I heard something that sounded like a series of gunshots outside my house. My Dad screamed, "Get down!" at the top of his lungs. The whole family immediately dropped to the floor, my sister whimpering and trembling, only moments later to hear my Dad cackling uncontrollably over us. They were just fireworks. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML
Today, the neighbors called the cops on us because they heard a series of loud screams. No, no one was being murdered, but my mom found one of my socks in the laundry room. FML
Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, our children were playing in the apartment, and I guess it made too much noise for the guy below, because he started banging on the ceiling. My boyfriend got so pissed that he grabbed his gun, stormed off, and threatened the guy below with it. He's on parole so I'm praying he doesn't report it to the cops. FML
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Top comments
MeowMcMeowenson 19
You know it's pretty unusual to shoot bubble wrap
brandoneyez1 25
Your neighbor is an idiot. A gunshot is way louder.
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Comments (73)
krisseyDJ 20
Relationship goals
HeWillBeLoved105 22
You have some weird neighbors.
pablo8 8
How loud is your ******* bubble wrap
nialls_girl 13
They're obviously not gun people. There is a big difference between the sound that bubble wrap makes and the sound of gun fire...
benjamn 24
Did you invite the cops in for some bubble popping?
youresoscrewed 24
Oh, is that how it's called these days?
MetalSonicCD 13
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap, pop pop hope no one sees me, getting freaky.
Rammer3500 23
Girlfriend and bubble wrap? You have a great life
Sathane 21
Loudest bubble wrap ever!
False_Stupidity 42
You can get bubble wrap with very large bubbles, it can be quite loud if you jump on it.
ally8 21
Everyone loves bubble wrap!!!!