harryp0tterfreak

Miss MA, USA 32 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 6 March 2014, 02:09 Portsmouth, United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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AndrewKeane 9 June 2014, 16:26 Sugar Grove, United States

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

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