Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
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secretsymbiote21 5
whoa! sometimes parents dont have a filter.
bimonthly 4
Honestly, if she's telling YOU this kind of info she must REALLY need someone to talk to. be there
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Comments (56)
nerdsgetmehot 23
I know it must be really hard for you to have heard that. My parents got divorced 2 years ago and it's still weird to think about. Eventually you just have to realize if they weren't happy, it's for the best if they aren't together. My parents are much happier nowadays and they actually get along better now.
noisebox 1
Show you how important getting poon-tang is...
kimg0885 23
Well rastamerican, smoke a bowl take a deep breath and relax, it will all be ok.
ViviMage 40
Tell your mother to attempt lying nude with her husband and hugging him until a connection is rekindled. Or WTMI!! O.o
kittycat2007 18
Tell your mom to pick up the phone and talk to her friends about this. Your her child not her friend. As far as the divorce goes, just tell them you love them both and you hope they will try everything before coming to such a drastic decision. That said, if they really can't fix it then they should get divorced. Life is to short to be miserable.
doglover100 29
They probably need some marriage counseling.
angel_of_death55 7
This is how you were born:=
ArcticFreeze 3
This is why you must build a relationship that isn't heavily based on sex, it's not healthy.