Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
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Top comments
secretsymbiote21 5
whoa! sometimes parents dont have a filter.
bimonthly 4
Honestly, if she's telling YOU this kind of info she must REALLY need someone to talk to. be there
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Comments (56)
brand0n93 5
it's good that she told you at a red light
samasara 20
That so horrible. I kind of went through the same thing, and its a terrible feeling. Prayers for you, op!
klorehore 24
don't worry, you still have both of your parents. My parents are divorced and I think it is a good thing, I don't think anyone should stay together if they aren't making eachother happy anymore.
MrSarary 26
At the red light is a perfect time to tell you , because she has a few seconds to tell you before the light turns green and you have to drive away , plus you can't run or pretend you can't hear her in a car
toowie_fml 20
Sounds like they need the '7 days of sex' theopy
sweetmama88 6
At least she was telling you the truth, maybe she wanted to tell you before someone else did.
yenidewi 11
get divorced coz of no sex in 6 months ? what a good choice !
gregkingsley 4
Get them both drunk OP and it will either happend or they will split right then and there.
actnjakson3000 0
Suck it up. That's what marriage is all about these days
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Fyl OP. Parental sex sucks.