Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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The_Creeper_fml 8
Brony+Thug Life... Oh my god he must sag his rainbow skinny jeans. That is amazing.
EvilTeddysRock 2
if you go back about a days worth of fml's I think you'll find your culprit.
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Comments (189)
desertpunk75 11
You mean you got robbed by a ******. FYL
Autobot93 10
I don't mind the normal bronies but the rabid, obsessive ones that try to force what I call bronyism on you is the ones I have a problem with. Ugh.
greeneye_fml 12
For the best explanation, go to youtube and search for "Know Your Meme: My Little Pony"
TylerDirty 15
Maybe he had a daughter, and thought of her when he was robbing your items? :p
MangaManiacNat 13
I am sorry your house got robbed mate but the Brony thing is hilarious XD
Inediblepeaches 15
But bronys are peaceful!
InsanishDanish 10
You guys do realize the term brony applies to girls too, right? It's gender-neutral. I think pegasister is a really stupid term, actually.
pigbilly 0
Bro+pony=brony You are a ******* idiot
thatfunnyguy77 0
What the ***** a brony
monkeyhead641 6
Instead of calling the cops you decide to go on fml and make a bad joke. I am glad you got robbed.
l0v3p4in 7
OP could have posted this FML after he called the cops.
megamormonman 7
...On behalf of my fellow bronies, I would like to say that if this story is true, we apologize. If you're lying, then may you be sent to the moon for one thousand years.