Today, I got my period for the first time in two months. I got massive gender dysphoria and contemplated jumping off a bridge. I went to something very important and upon sitting up, I let out a massive fart and started bleeding heavier. FML
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Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, I discovered that every time my period ends, I queef loudly and uncontrollably. I’m literally too embarrassed to see a doctor about this. FML
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I waxed my asshole and it wouldn’t stop bleeding, so I had to shove toilet paper down my crack, because I have things to do that require me to get dressed and go out in public. It still bled through my trousers. It looks like I got my period, and I’m a 6”4 man with a beard. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
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TomYeltz 0
A. that sucks. B. definitely do not jump off a bridge. It's one of the worst ways to go.
Vesi 30
If you have been in therapy for GD, can you see about having a hysterectomy? (They leave 1/both ovaries because you do still need the estrogen produced.) My kidlet has GD and since the hysterectomy and chest restructure, he's a LOT happier.
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TomYeltz 0
A. that sucks. B. definitely do not jump off a bridge. It's one of the worst ways to go.
Vesi 30
If you have been in therapy for GD, can you see about having a hysterectomy? (They leave 1/both ovaries because you do still need the estrogen produced.) My kidlet has GD and since the hysterectomy and chest restructure, he's a LOT happier.
John Mill 4
Did you not read the story. OP 'got' gender dysphoria - like, it just appeared with the menses. I imagine it will magically disappear again when Aunt Flo moves on. And that is the state of mental health nowadays...