daddoesn'tknowbest
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Octopi
Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
And 20 penis shaped appendages.
perdix 31
Dumbass! Octopusses have eight vaginas.
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somewizdom 15
He obviously knows what he's talking about.
TipsyHobo 7
No joke. You may want to re-educate your husband OP. At the least get him an octopus coloring book.
RedPillSucks 33
An anatomically correct colouring book.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your mission: neutralize the enemy and rescue the subject Should you fail, the subject would most certainly be traumatized for life, hostile to all human contact, all because of the singular event of his childhood where the whole class suddenly jeered and laughed, and the teacher dragging him by his ear to stand at a corner, all because of something he didn't know he said wrong.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Not to mention the sudden violence in public where a madman stabbed someone for laughing. I know this is the extreme version of possible outcomes but op's husband is one of the reasons the world is so ****** up. So, don't fail us now op
Daralea 21
Errr, I think you're one of the reasons the world is ******. Lighten up, Mr. Sunshine. People say stupid things all the time intentionally or not without growing up to be psychopathic killers. The kid is 6...and in the UNITED STATES. If the teacher drags the kid by the ear for mispronouncing tentacles, it would be the teacher's career and security down the shithole.
TheLBG 5
The child probably doesn't even know what testicles are. Even so, if the child is a boy he's going to find out anyway? What is so horribly scarring about ynderstanding one's own anatomy?
lemon_phat 11
Just because you write a Long comment, doesn't mean it's good, please.... If your going to post something retarded, shorten it to manageable amount! I thank you in advance.
WaSiSimiLang 8
I didn't say long comments are always good, that's your thinking so I guess the retarded one is you. Thanks, I don't make comments to get thumbs up, I write them because I feel like it and if you don't like it it's your problem then, have a nice day
Llama_Face89 34
Because he has a sense of humor? The kids wouldn't know what's going on and the teacher might even find it amusing. What's the issue, really?
Snafuusmc 12
Haha well said! See Back in the day I called organisms orgasms and I didn't know the difference till I asked my brother to help me with my HW...
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
I use to call multiple octopus; octopussies lol
ikickgingers 15
Bond, James Bond...
RedPillSucks 33
And condominiums were what boxes of condoms were called. I also had real problems with those condomints. They were too chewy and the minty flavor didn't last long at all.
TheNewGuy03 29
RPS, for the longest time (since I was about 15 or so), I always talked about condomints and their minty fresh STI- and pregnancy-preventing capabilities. At least I know I wasn't alone in that thought. |the kid|
ireallylikewomen 0
we still do call them octopussies...
rmbennin 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You know you're a redneck when a ******** is something an octopus has....
tona01 16
You know you're a dumbass, when you don't understand what the husband was trying to do.
rmbennin 10
Except I do realize? Lol I was making a joke I saw earlier that day but cool...?
bluehero 17
Horrible joke. Rednecks even understood what the father was doing.
marod02 0
Silly dad
super_awesomesau 4
Genius
Dcm210 19
he's a keeper
Perdition 4
While your comment itself was rather dull, not clever and generally boring, I believe the main reason people thumb you down is one of the following three reasons: 1. You're a ginger. 2. You're a ginger. 3. You look like a pedophiliac ginger.
takeajoke 5
#62- Your comment was just rude and ignorant. It wasn't funny.
Perdition 4
I thought it was pretty funny, as did a few others, but apparently the mods agreed with you.
Poetaster 10
Seems legit...
soccer_lover_714 4
It's actually octupi :P
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Your husband is a genius! Lol