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Octopi

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

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DontModMeDammit 10

And 20 penis shaped appendages.

Dumbass! Octopusses have eight vaginas.

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EPIC ******* WIN!

Dam, he be ballin

Blergg3283 7

Thats hysterical!

Hahaha! And ur kid is six so they won't get in trouble!

SkardeyKat 3

Just laugh about it and go on. I have a dog named Booby, and someday my kid will probably go to school and tell someone "I love Booby" or "I pet Booby" or something. It's going to be funny and cute, they are too young to know what things really mean.

Ahahahaha lol you did it

lmao, your husband's hilarious!

Send Dad back to first grade!

What a legend! Lol! :)