daddoesn'tknowbest
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Octopi
Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
And 20 penis shaped appendages.
perdix 31
Dumbass! Octopusses have eight vaginas.
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Teampeetaphile 4
I remember when I was in third grade or so, my high school brother and sister and I were trying to figure out what tentacles were called. Of course, I screamed out testicles. In an extremely crowded store. Everybody turned to look at me. It wasn't a fun time.
Un_appreciated 1
LMAO!! Too funny! Hey we parents have to have fun some how.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Peter Griffin?
GratteKi 2
That sounds exactly like something my uncle would do to his son
princess151617 4
Lmfao. Tentacles
piwikiwi93 0
Well when I was talking about prostate cancer I almost said prostitute cancer!
footcheezeez 16
Does that mean he thinks the tentacles are penises!? Sorry OP but your husband is an asshole. KILL THE ******!!!!!!
intimate_pretzel 6
that's a whole lot of sperm.
blackedout5 0
lmao I'd say tha same thing
emogiggles 0
Nice