daddoesn'tknowbest
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Octopi
Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
And 20 penis shaped appendages.
perdix 31
Dumbass! Octopusses have eight vaginas.
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kaykay2234849 6
You know... your husband thinks it's funny now. But he's not going to think it's so funny when your kids are 25 and still say that. Courtesy of bad parenting my husband still thinks that pretzel has an "n" in it.
lovefml987 1
That's not a fml That's funny as hell Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
SockMonkey333 0
Father of the year right there! Lol
dr_horrible_ 10
You married the perfect man.
Serafie 0
This is like that FML where the dad taught his daughter the wrong colors because he thought it'd be funny
TheSmoothDude 10
That man is a visionary.
josh12354 0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA XD
Stylin_Since_97 10
They're aerodynamic too!
Coolguyt2 0
Ur husband's cool!
Ricky23J 0
this is not an FML. You should give him the dad of the year award.