daddoesn'tknowbest
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Octopi
Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
And 20 penis shaped appendages.
perdix 31
Dumbass! Octopusses have eight vaginas.
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copo37 7
Make sure to teach your child what douche bag means. Kids need to absorb as much knowledge as possible.
sydie5 12
Octopee.
CheaRight 0
Bitch I got 8 balls
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Knowlegde is power! Having the WRONG knowlegde is not power. This has been Flip Tips on Adult Swim :) lol
gurly98 13
FAIL
Stoneyyay 5
lol in grade 5 we had to find the circumference of a circle... a girl across from me exclaimed she couldnt figure out what the circumsision was lol
Mourningstar 4
Dads have to get the stress of fatherhood out some how, by getting drunk or cheating or leaving or the good ones only tell their son that an octopuses have 8 testicles......i like that way, very funny, just to bad he couldn't be there to see his handy work! Lol
bubo_fml 11
My old man used to set us up like that all the time...Once, while shopping at a toy store, he told me to ask a clerk, "do you have erection sets?" He had my little brother, who had trouble pronouncing words as a kid, ask another clerk if they had any "Stinkin' Logs," as opposed to "Lincoln Logs." Another time, my brother had a headache. My Dad had him ask my Mom for an "ass burn!" My Pops is the greatest!!
Angel_Tigeress 5
Silly dad, testicles are for squid! This is something my boyfriend would do, its cute. Your kid is still young, I wouldn't worry about him getting in too much trouble. Kids DO say the darndest things!
fastbunny34 0
you sure married a smart one