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Octopi

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

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DontModMeDammit 10

And 20 penis shaped appendages.

Dumbass! Octopusses have eight vaginas.

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The octopus: nature's horniest little beast.

missbadluk 0

Yet another example of the fact that men never, ever grown up.

RiCkYjOk3r 4

lmao

a simple fudian slip

Hahaha give that man a "Worlds Best Dad" mug, that's hilarious!

His words deserve bonus points!

hateevryone 15

wow, what a great dad...............NOT!!

Hehehe

livvyluvlaf 8

No they have 8 vaginas! Cuz theyre octopussies...(;

Good to know.