daddoesn'tknowbest
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Octopi
Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
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DontModMeDammit 10
And 20 penis shaped appendages.
perdix 31
Dumbass! Octopusses have eight vaginas.
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om102907 4
Funniest thing i have read yet!
megan324 4
I read this wrong
YodasTwinSister 11
This is quite an achievement.
DusktheKat 12
THE OCTOPUSSIE This ****** is an animal with 8 testicles. People like to eat them and put condoms on them. I love octopussies!
DusktheKat 12
This organism is an animal with 8 tentacles. People like to put condiments on them and eat them. I love octopusses! (octopi)
Adree 15
Octopi* Your husbands an idiot...
magnetic_aura 26
Actually both are accurate.
pugpuggy 21
Unless it has an octopus-sy!!
xxhdxx 11
first of all it's octopi. second wuuuuuuut?
1known 34
Your husband is both an idiot and a bad father. Sorry for you.