Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow, I said, "That's funny, I don't play tennis." He then asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no, he said, "Well I guess we solved this one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML
Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML
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bigbill245 0
haha burrrn
blowhole 0
Wow #5...Just wow. He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat. ...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.
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Comments (175)
420hiadventurer 0
hahaha. I think the diagnoses would be to use your other hand once in a while...
winfre213 0
hahahahahahahahaha
vivianemaia1 2
thanks #7 & #8 :]
phiniusmaster 0
Oh yeah #26, like we can all just waltz out every morning and grab ourselves a girlfriend...but still lol at the OP. xD
strawberry_78 0
Ha. Guess you did solve it. Maybe you should switch hands to give both arms an equal work out and stop irritating the hell out of your tendons. You must be very enthusiastic.
yesmy_love 0
Today, I left a really stupid comment on an FML and instead of everyone commenting on how silly the FML was, they commented on how stupid my comment was. FML -dedicated to the posters of comments #5 and #21. PS. great FML
quesoesbueno59 0
LOL I want you doctor.
ACBOMBSHELL 0
I'm sorry, but this is pretty funny.
emorockerownage 9
#5 failure lmaoo though
pwnrzero 0
i dont get the tennis elbow part, but the gf part was: lolz