Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow, I said, "That's funny, I don't play tennis." He then asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no, he said, "Well I guess we solved this one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML
Today, I told my physiotherapist a funny story. She got so entertained that she started giggling and twisted my broken arm. The pain was worse than when it broke in the first place. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML
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bigbill245 0
haha burrrn
blowhole 0
Wow #5...Just wow. He has tennis elbow because he spends all of his time at home beating the hell out of his meat. ...And no, I don't think he's a butcher.
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56578 0
Mr. Anonymous, are you a man or a woman? You have about three other posts on this website, all on the first page. In one of them, you're a girl who has lost her virginity to an ass of a boyfriend.
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
#21 you fail worse than the ppl that didn't get the fml haha
Wighty 0
#21, do you know what 'anonymous' means? That's the word they use when someone doesn't sign up for a username. In other news, your doctor has a great sense of humor, OP.
jenn9854 0
hehehehe wow!
redroses5 0
.... #21.. your comment is as stupid as #5's. Anonymous is not a person, but an entry submitted.......... anonymously.
jacklol 0
win
Floridaguy81 0
lmao! you got owned by your doc! you need a girlfriend
xobriexo 0
hahahaha your doctor is amusingg.
marykateex3 0
#21and #5 - just don't speak. Anywho, I'm thinking you need a girlfriend. Your doctor on the other hand...FTW :D
cyberhoy 3
haha this reminds me of something that happened in chem class in hs one of my classmates cameback with a broken wrist after the weekend then my teacher says "I wonder what Rob was doing over the weekend"
Four 0
I think it's time #5 and #21 reevaluate their lives and then we'll see their own FMLs here.