Today, I woke up and opened my curtains to see my gardener up a ladder in front of my window tending to the plants growing up the side of the wall. This would've been fine if his ballsack wasn't hanging out his shorts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my elderly neighbour likes to roam around his yard naked and wash his balls with the sprinkler. I'm never going to grab a snack in my kitchen again. FML
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen at the exact moment my uncle decided to bend over in short shorts. Apparently, his ballsack decided it needed extra room, because it dangled out of his pant leg. FML
Today, I went to open my bedroom curtains while still in my pajamas, which, in my defense, were just a very oversized T-shirt. I didn’t realize the window cleaners were outside until I heard one of them say, “Morning!” We made prolonged eye contact before I slowly closed the curtains like I was lowering the lid on my own coffin. FML
Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man peeing on our garden gnome. FML
Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML
Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
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magicdust95 31
There's nothing like beginning the day with the sight of the sun high up in the sky and hanging ballsacks. Have a great day OP !
TacoTheDank 27
Haha yes! I moderated this like two hours ago and it already has been accepted. It's a real FYL though, no one wants to see a ballsack hanging out...
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Comments (31)
extremereviews 26
Does your chain hang low does it wobble does it glow
jbivens1992 17
Oh my gosh...lol. As horrible as that probably was to experience...its also pretty funny.
RichardPencil 32
I gotta know! Was he wearing really short shorts, or did he have a ridiculously long scrotum?
OhPuhleeze 23
My thoughts exactly. I wanted to add Pics or it didn't happen..
JEHR 13
There needs to be a PSA that your inseam should never be shorter than your TSL (total scrotal length), this is all too common.
cuz803 46
Close the curtains, go back to sleep, and pretend that never happened. Have a good day OP
dieders 24
Yeah I think that's needed ?
torrea 19
Nothing like a cup of coffee and a ballsack in the morning to start your day.
donb23 23
Shorts sounds like he was wearing briefs!!
whatshuman43 8
This is my argument for men not wearing short shorts, people just don't understand until they experience it first hand, sorry op
dieders 24
It really wasn't he best of sites I can assure you, for any time of the day
saffy66 34
The most amazing part of this story is that it was warm enough somewhere in the UK for shorts to be worn.