Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
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BlindyMcGee 2
Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.
jojimugo 20
Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"
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Comments (157)
teerabaap 0
Just another attention seeking low life if she doesn't acknowledge your presence, she doesn't deserve your feelings
KandieCandy 4
What a bitch!
Lord_Nord 4
Ouch ...she ain't worth it
Shadow4i5 3
U shuld wait a while then comment on her status as "no likes no n no messages.....guess nobody cares about U, awkward" I bet ppl wuld like ur comment
smash8 4
Crushes usually start from physical attraction, followed by getting to know the person. If only people's appearance reflected their personality!
andiiturtle 0
It's bitches like that u should avoid -.-
RedPillSucks 33
Bitches get stitches
Rach227 8
Awww I'm sorry, that sucks, but at least you know what an utter bitch she is before you get too attached
bornoriginal 3
Theres a reason that nobody text dosen't her anymore.
Dcm210 19
thats when you delete her from you friends list and act as if she doesnt exist.