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oprahahaha - 02/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

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Classic blunder

Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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A blind date in 2025 is brave

Anonymous - 26/07/2025 22:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML

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Classic playa move

lifesux - 31/12/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML

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Tonight, on Blind Dates…

dateless - - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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Let's not do this again

Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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Weird encounter

No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

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Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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Bat out of hell

goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

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Monday 2 March 2009 13:09

Needless to say, blind dates aren't really the most convenient way to get off.

Paigeth 0

Monday 2 March 2009 13:25

You could've gone to Tim Hortons. ( :

thatEMOkid112233 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 6:32

oh shit that was u o.o lol jk

thatEMOkid112233 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 6:32

oh shit that was u o.o lol jk

thatEMOkid112233 1

Wednesday 17 August 2011 6:32

oh shit that was u o.o lol jk

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Thursday 4 April 2013 22:28

Nice quadruple post.

RileyJane 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:26

L..O..L.

jbfan23100 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:00

What if it was a different Tim??

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Sunday 18 November 2012 14:45

Blind dates aren't the best.

cupcakeb15 9

Monday 7 October 2013 0:09

Could have been a different Tim....

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Friday 25 July 2014 4:35

There could've been a second Tim.

xxcaitlannxx 15

Friday 3 October 2014 4:35

Should've let him finish his Starbucks first

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Monday 30 March 2015 3:14

Smooth get out

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