Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
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Top comments
locaaaa 4
why didn't you tell her to look at them??!!
vyvianpenniman 0
The fortune cookies are niftier.
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Comments (136)
HomeAl0ne 20
She did read them, and she thought it was a very creative way to propose. In return when she next craps she plans to spell out her answer by wiggling her butt over the bowl and laying out the turds in the shape of a word.
CoCoCrack 0
I find your logic highly disturbing.
Chamelionsun 0
What a pig. What did she do, dump the whole bag in her mouth all at once?
prettypinkpixie 9
aww thats a very sweet way to propose, but YDI. you should have made sure she read it. even if you wanted to come across the proposal on her own, you could have made it so she would notice it.
Puppyface171 0
YDI for being cheap and tacky.
Firework21 0
Dont leave us alone with candy lol hope u still got ur message threw .. Good luck
Squeaknique 2
What ever happened to the cliche-down-on-one-knee scenario?...You kids...Always tryin to be flashy....
ArlVA84 0
Jesus. Buy a ring, you cheap bastard.
rockyraccoon28 8
so...did she dump the entire bag into her mouth before you had a chance to say anything, or are you really stupid enough to wait until she's eaten the very last m&m to realize that she didn't get the hint? if I were you, I would have said something when there was a handful left.
LetItBe5 7
That was on a tv show... why do you people need to make up stuff like that?
danielle_nicole 0
Right, because things like this can only happen once in a lifetime. What a stupid comment.
jazziness 12
fatass
ACSjr 0
u should of told her to read them