Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
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locaaaa 4
why didn't you tell her to look at them??!!
vyvianpenniman 0
The fortune cookies are niftier.
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Comments (136)
bloobelly 0
she did it on purpose so that she wouldn't have to marry you :)
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
That's why twelve year olds shouldn't get married.
sallen0046 4
The only time anyone ever really looks at M&Ms is when they're in a bowl and you're checking to see if they're actually Skittles. It's a cute gesture I suppose, but why wouldn't you say something to get her to read them? Personally I don't know that I could take a candy proposal seriously, especially considering that it's February. I'd most likely assume it was some themed marketing thing and ignore it completely if I did happen to notice.
Kelita 0
U should do it again but on Valentines day n b like OOO look wut this says!! n then she gon read it n then that's when u get on ur knee n propose after she reads it!!! yay!!! lol
IcyJack 7
I request that you find time to add grammar and proper spelling to your posts. They make reading a breeze. Save that chatspeak for your texts. Sorry if I sound snide.
Kelita 0
If everyone else on here can understand then get the F*** wit all that. I aint askin for a spell check. Thankya.
silvermoonstar3 3
I can't. English is your friend.
Bekll 31
I couldn't understand your comment.
IcyJack 7
I love how you got snippy at me trying to help you. At least you improved your next post from the last one, the horrible mess it was. Here's what's up: Grammar exists for a reason, namely, understandability. End of story.
tona01 16
i finally understood the comment !!! i do not care about spelling, but for people who are learning english or speak as a second or third language like me it's a little hard now please don't be angry, i am not in the mood for some internet comment yelling please
mea_iloveskiing 26
I would be happy if someone just bought me M&M-s =)
Maciejas 8
Did she at least open the package?
ajshanker 0
^ Because I just asked the girl in that picture if she had an FML account and she doesn't. Sooooo again. Creepy.
ajshanker 0
Oops. That was supposed to be elsewhere.
Ukeee_X 19
I think it was a sweet gesture, OP. Although evidently not to plan. To those whom have said 'Who reads M&M's?' ... Wouldn't you notice that they looked a little different? Like, not just one letter? It's fairly easy to notice...
faxe 0
Yea, just what I was thinking.... Oh well op, if you're pissed at her, give her another pack with profanities and "I'm breaking up with you" - sweet revenge.
triggerit 5
she ate off your love and later dump it fyl op
MrBoredGuy 1
haha wow always manage to get one of these in the top 10 don't you