Today, on my birthday, I tried to be a good girlfriend by making sure my boyfriend of 3 years alarms were set for work on his phone. Noticed he’s back to talking to his ex as the messenger bubble had her face in it.. He was asking for boob pictures...FML
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Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Adam Westwood 14
So I was checking up on my boyfriend, I had the 'checking alarms' lie ready in case he caught me snooping .......
mas12806 24
Come on hon, that’s not why you were on his phone
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Adam Westwood 14
So I was checking up on my boyfriend, I had the 'checking alarms' lie ready in case he caught me snooping .......
BurnInDemonFire 39
You spelled "piece of shit" wrong.
mas12806 24
Come on hon, that’s not why you were on his phone
EmDizzle2007 28
**** are great. and maybe that's he feels her good for. every guy knows one chick who annoyed the ever living **** outta him, but she's got a nice ass or some other shit that helps him get off. it's not a statement on his dedication or affection for you, it's basically **** at this point.
Pycnogonida 16
There is a whole internet's worth of fantastic titty pictures for him to look at, and he doesn't have to bother anybody to get them or make his girlfriend think he's cheating. Not buying your statement EMdizzle
EmDizzle2007 28
you ain't gotta buy it man, I'm giving this information away for free. you don't have to like it, but it's a fact, nudes sent directly to you have a greater effect than random **** found out in the wild. didn't say she had to like it or deal with it, but she should talk to HIM first before running to social media.
RichardPencil 32
He’s trying to get boob pics as a surprise for you.
jbuckets_404 39
Well, in this situation, I firmly (Oops! Didn't intend for the pun :-() believe that HE's the biggest boob in the room ... and elsewhere. Best of luck, OP, in your search to find a guy for your very worthwhile self who will actually give you the respect, attentiveness, & productive challenges to make you strive to be even better then now - with him demonstrating as to prove his worthiness and loyalty of such a classy "broad/ dame!" ("Lol" as to the equivalent of a "dish" [NOT a side-piece]) eg, "broad/ dame!") 'Night! --John
Adam Michael Valenzuela 7
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zuckerburg 21
What does your birthday have to do with getting your boyfriend up for work and then snooping on his phone? Seems like someone needed an excuse to be on his phone as she already had suspicions he was cheating? And for added "aw we agree your life sucks" magic, added that you found this out on your birthday? drama. you. need. more?
Alayna Joyce Christensen 16
So, "Today, I used the excuse "I was just being a good girlfriend and setting your work alarms." I say excuse, because I was actually snooping on my boyfriends phone to see if he was cheating on me. This is how that FML would have been accurate. Girl, sounds like YDI.
seachelle 6
So I actually had a guy I was with hand me his phone and ask me to turn on his flashlight for him so he could look at something under the hood of his car that night. He gave me his passcode to unlock it and as it opened, his dating app popped right up because he hadn't closed it before giving me his phone. I didn't look through it, but seeing the app load up was enough. For those of you saying she deserved it for "snooping", you really don't know why she was on his phone. Considering how messenger bubbles take up part of the screen, even if she was doing exactly as she said, she still would've seen his ex on there, and, if she tried to move the bubble to set an alarm, she could've accidentally opened it. But either way, he shouldn't have been asking anyone for tit pics. If he wasn't, this FML wouldn't exist, snooping or not.
Adam Michael Valenzuela 7
OP probably drove him to it. Who uses other people’s phones? What else does she do that causes him to ask his ex for pics?