Anonymous
Windsor, Canada
Not a good sign
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whoops
Exclusivity
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Anonymous
Doncaster, United Kingdom
Mixed signals, mixed results
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Marc
United States
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, United Kingdom
Keep walking
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
confused_lemon
Should be interesting at the office tomorrow…
Today, I got thrown out by a guy I really like, with the words, "Can you leave me the fuck alone, please?" I took my stuff and left as quickly as I could, just to fall down the stairs on his doorway, and twist my ankle really bad. He's someone from work as well. FML
savvylady
United States
Devious
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Greg
United Kingdom
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Anonymous
Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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tj4234 36
He sounds like an arsehole, ignore him.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
From my POV he sounds like a jerk anyway, don't sweat it!
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tobias_four 5
I'm sorry I know your pain my crush has been talking to my friend and acting like he likes her and she's fine with it she knows I like him and so does he its like whatever
NinjaFood 13
Ouch, so sorry about that OP. Maybe it's good you know he's a jerk now, so you don't waste your time thinking about him later on.
perdix 31
I hope you mean EX-guy-you-liked! Or give him the benefit of the doubt and say he was trying to get a hot girl in your threesome :) (Not that you're not hot. You're probably not:()
Laserbeaver 6
Obvioisly it wasnt meant to be if he is THAT much of a jerk. At least you were able to see this so you didnt have to see something worse if you were dating
thatKellykid 12
Awww! :( he's not worth it anyway
lmontey23 1
thats so messed up
G_bear24 9
hahaha Octopus Plate no I'll be nice and say what it really means Original Post
mjt123 7
What does OP stand for?
raphanne_fml 33
Ovary Putrefaction.
SpazzingKpopper 8
In this sense, it stands for Original Poster. It also stands for: Opinion Operator (IRC) Opus (Latin: A Work; used in referring to music) Operation/Operational Other People One Piece (Anime) Ocean Pacific Opera Out of Print Output Office of the President Opportunity (Ads) Optical Output (Hyper Logo command) Office Professional Oak Park (Illinois) Opposite (volleyball position) Output Power Organized Play (gaming) Outpost (gaming) Operating Profit Order of Preachers (Roman Catholicism; Dominican) Overland Park (Kansas) Old Patient Oral Presentation Outpatient Osteoporosis Off-Peak (time) Operating Procedure(s) Overpowered (gaming) Opening Post (internet message boards) Order Processing Outreach Program One Power (Wheel of Time series) Olympic Peninsula (Washington) Office of Policy (Social Security) Optimus Prime (Leader of the Autobots, icon of the 80s) Operating Pressure Operator Panel Oil Pulling Opposing Party (legal notation and billing) Observation Point Organophosphate (insecticide) Office Productivity (course) Optical Power Order of Precedence Observation Post Osuuspankki (Finnish banking cooperative) Operationssaal (German: Operating Room) Original Production Open Pollinated (botany) Organophosphorus (pesticide) Old Persian Oropharynx (anatomy) Osmotic Pressure Operation Phoenix (San Bernadino, CA after school program) Operating Plan Oxidative Phosphorylation Opportunities Page (CECOM) Offensive Power (online gaming) Operations Order Ordinis Praedicatorum (Latin: Order of Preachers) Ordo Praedicatorum (Latin: Order of Preachers; formal name of Dominicans, a Catholic religious institution) Orthographic Projection Over Powered (gaming) Operations Procedures Oxygen Pressure Outpatient Pharmacy Operational Program Other Procurement Original Pack (pharmacology) Order Point Operation Officer (Navy) Occiput Posterior (fetal position) Oil Purifier Operational Picture Osteitis Pubis Order of the Pelican (Society for Creative Anachronism) Operation Point Opponens Pollicis Ouvrier Professionnel (French: Professional Worker) Optional Procedure Oral Production (test) Occupation Permit (Hong Kong) Operations Panel Olden Polynice (basketball player) Originating Party Oligodendrocyte Progenitor Over-Proof (of alcohol) Operation Register Opacity Project Oral Participation Optimal Partitioning (sectorization method) Orbit Prediction Operator Personal Operator-Promoter Orbiter Payload Orienteering Problem Ordnance Pamphlet Ohjelmointiputka (Finnish programming site) Outpicked (gaming) Ordnance Publication Operational Phase/Project Overnight Per Diem Dominican Sisters of Divine Providence (religious order) Opponents Pollicis Overlap Pulsing
knoxxx 22
Optimus Prime.
squidgy787 22
Olfactory Penetration
cryssycakesx3 23
obvious pricks
horneyhic 15
Orange potato
sydstoomuch 19
Lol don't pay attention to these clowns, it stands for "official poster"
Enslaved 38
"Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch, get out the way" How Ludacris!
horneyhic 15
Sounds more Chris Brown
zombey 3
Doesn't sound like a great guy, but same I fu like him approach him don't wait for him
sour_sweet_gone 14
At least he touched you lmao. If my crush did that I might faint