Not a good sign
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I got thrown out by a guy I really like, with the words, "Can you leave me the fuck alone, please?" I took my stuff and left as quickly as I could, just to fall down the stairs on his doorway, and twist my ankle really bad. He's someone from work as well. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Top comments
tj4234 36
He sounds like an arsehole, ignore him.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
From my POV he sounds like a jerk anyway, don't sweat it!
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Comments (109)
imthatperson1993 8
well now you know the kind of person he is. if he doesn't even know you, and shoved you, it's probably good you're not in a relationship with him.
squarecircles 13
Now you know he's not for you & you can move on to someone better.
djsammyc 19
exactly why hes not worth you
Jennaflamingo 14
Awe I'm sorry! Go for someone whose not an asshole!
KendaFalkner 2
Don't worry about it. If a guy is that much of a basterd, he doesn't deserve your time, likes, or worry. You can find someone so much better.
colinduffy 5
Does he know you like him? Maybe it was an accident.
XypherDubstep 8
Sounds like you need a bottle of wine and a Nicolas Sparks book
L4miimii 7
that reminds me of a Taylor swift song lol
JCal585 8
Time to "like" a different guy.. Duh. YDI.
taliamarek 4
Aw he sounds like a douche don't even mind it.