Anonymous
Windsor, Canada
Not a good sign
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whoops
Exclusivity
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Anonymous
Doncaster, United Kingdom
Mixed signals, mixed results
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Marc
United States
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, United Kingdom
Keep walking
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
confused_lemon
Should be interesting at the office tomorrow…
Today, I got thrown out by a guy I really like, with the words, "Can you leave me the fuck alone, please?" I took my stuff and left as quickly as I could, just to fall down the stairs on his doorway, and twist my ankle really bad. He's someone from work as well. FML
savvylady
United States
Devious
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Greg
United Kingdom
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Anonymous
Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML
Nanabanana1
United States
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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tj4234 36
He sounds like an arsehole, ignore him.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
From my POV he sounds like a jerk anyway, don't sweat it!
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Comments (109)
cryssycakesx3 23
seriously? yins are really defensive and rude over what could have been a simple nudge. you've never been focused or in deep thought/daydreaming and ran into something? oOo he wanted to talk to another girl. if he and OP knew each other I'm pretty sure he'd be "my friend I like." it doesn't make him a jerk and what ever else yins said.
rinoa_fml 10
What are "yins"?
cryssycakesx3 23
Pittsburgh thing. I'm sorry I let it escape. :
livinginabook 24
If he really did shove you out of the way then forget about him. You shouldn't like a guy that doesn't respect you anyways!
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I noticed that you are from Canada; that doesn't sound very Canadian-like of him to do that!
czeptoks 8
douchebag returns!
KimmyCupZ 21
Maybe he doesn't know that you like him?
RamiUSMC 9
why do girls have to like jerks? I'm sure there will be a better guy you like in the future op
siggy_mcsigx 22
FORGET ABOUT HIM
FelicityWishes 32
Wow, did he really need to shove?! An "excuse me" will do much better.
omgomgomg_NO 13
I hope you kicked him.
sickerthanyou 13
Hey! at least he acknowledged your presence by shoving you out of the way, so he knows you exist, next time try getting naked, that seems to get a lot of male attention (do not try it if you are a dude).