Not a good sign
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, I got thrown out by a guy I really like, with the words, "Can you leave me the fuck alone, please?" I took my stuff and left as quickly as I could, just to fall down the stairs on his doorway, and twist my ankle really bad. He's someone from work as well. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Top comments
tj4234 36
He sounds like an arsehole, ignore him.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
From my POV he sounds like a jerk anyway, don't sweat it!
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Comments (109)
Sophie_Hart 9
OP I feel ya pain. Just ignore the douche and move on.
cheshirecat13242 32
Priorities: he may not have them straight, but he has them. Sorry, OP--he sounds like a douche-nozzle.
Ali_Br_fml 33
Don't even waste your time on him. He sounds like a jerk who wouldn't respect you as a woman anyway. Save it for someone who likes you back. Based on what he did, it seems like he doesn't deserve your time or like.
Ali_Br_fml 33
If he's not into you, move on. Find someone who shares your feelings. Don't settle for someone who doesn't like you back, and doesn't see you as enough of a person to walk around you...Though "shoved" in one person's eyes can be "brushed past" or "bumped into" in another person's eye. Did he actually shove you out of the way, or did he accidentally bump into you? Still, if he's not into you, don't waste your time on him.
TheComedyAudio 29
You deserve better OP. What a dick!
TheShyPerson 10
And what did you see in him?
awkwardloveannie 28
a hard shove?
Justincolon22 15
Your fault
annie_nk 23
How on Earth is it her fault that she got shoved?!
awkwardloveannie 28
@23 I think 22 means op didn't show cleavage so its their fault for not beig the easy choice
stephinie 8
What a douche bag!
sonnyrosa 32
Time to move on... he's a jerk... he doesn't deserve your affection
UsernameTaken14 18
That's pretty sad. Hope he realizes! :)
awkwardloveannie 28
hope he realizes? no screw him