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Nosaurus

By bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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MyWorldAway 0

Thursday 31 May 2012 5:45

I TRY NOT TO DISRESPECT MY ELDERS. HOWEVER, WTF? REALLY. WHAT IS FROM THE SWAMP IN MISSISSIPPI.

wowmybf 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:45

today I had 2 explain 2 my bf what camel toe is he replied with I'm glad u don't have 1 do u?

RaizerBerry 3

Monday 23 July 2012 23:12

Did you slap her with a history book and knock some sense into her?

Breegotcake 14

Sunday 27 October 2013 14:44

She can see them at the zoo. I know in nc we have a dinosaurs exhibit with those robot dinosaurs.

Baller_Bob 17

Saturday 22 February 2014 6:27

Where is Slovenia?

Ipsum629 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:54

your mom's a special kind of stupid isn't she?

Matt Paugh 3

Sunday 18 April 2021 19:37

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