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Nosaurus

By bibi - 19/03/2012 23:43 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML

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Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:37

Your mother is a complete, and utter moron.

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ilove80smetal 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:01

Is your mother really old enough to remember real dinosaurs :O. Wow!

zebralover23 14

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:12

Go to jurassic park

MDTeddy 13

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:26

Jurassic Park is probably never going to happen except down in Florida.

mikaellikestacos 14

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:22

I'm so sorry

lowshadows 21

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:49

try Jurassic Park lmao!

fmlmaymay 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:54

Stupid people need to be put into a ******* cusion room...

maybeBabe 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 23:12

"When I was young we always had live dinosaurs walking live in the streets honey."

newburton13 26

Tuesday 20 March 2012 23:17

I was about to say that. Haha!

PocketMonsta 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 23:15

Holy sh*t thats hilarious! I'll bet u got a good laugh!!!

lightinthedusk 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 23:42

I feel like she was joking.... Gosh I hope so.

Rxoxdx 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 23:44

It's so funny in some of these FMLs how ******* dumb parents can be

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