Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
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mooncake_fml 0
You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.
lovely_189 0
OUCH!
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Bubs_fml 0
#3: Yeah, he definitely has a tiny penis because he wasn't interested in her creepy approach. I must say that's very, very creepy. How about, you know, just going up to him and saying "Want to go to the dance with me?" At least you're a girl. If a guy did that, he'd be in jail right now and a restraining order would be pending.
allstarplayer324 0
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While everyone seems to think this is super creepy i don't see how? Your his friend so you *presumably* already know where he lives. This depends on how well you know him, if you don't know it that well then it is creepy but if he's a pretty good friend I don't see why. I do hope you were exagurating the hours part cause if it did then that's a little too much just for a dance and no guy is worth that much time, but its sweet in general. And it does majorly suck that he completely reversed...if he was any decent guy he would just say no thanks. #10 your an asshole.
kat666 0
Don't you think that's a bit of an OTT way of asking him? No wonder de drove off! It probably freaked the hell out of him!
Bubs_fml 0
#14: While she obviously put thought into it, I would honestly be very freaked out if a girl put signs up on my street and was waiting there with balloons to ask me to a dance. Like I said, imagine the police report that wound ensue if you reversed the genders?
lifesabit 0
#13 knows the truth!
MoonTiger 4
Because going over to him and asking just simply doesn't work
AlisonMarie 0
I probably would've put my car in reverse tooo...that's really weird. I mean, that's just flat out creepy, borderline stalker obsessive. Balloons? Reallly? That's weird. Completely not natural. I'm sorry, I'm not a mean person, but good gravy, that's just a really really weird thing to do.
alex_vik 1
To be honest, if I saw a crazy person in my driveway, I'd do the same thing.
losergirl 0
#19, I agree with you. I'd have been creeped out and embarassed...
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