Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
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Top comments
sprigs_ 32
Just talk to him about it. If you are comfortable having sex with him than you should be able to talk to your partner about it.
Steve95401 49
This is your opportunity to teach a few things - maybe a lot of things.
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Comments (59)
FrenchToastKick 18
Maybe he isn't inexperienced, OP. Maybe he's actually brilliant and just wanted you to take your clothes off already.
MaT30123 19
At least he's definitely not cheating.
Charles900 16
It takes time to learn these kinds of things. If he's inexperienced, then teach him what to do, what you want, and how to make you happy.
clairesucks 37
So now you get to teach him
Silk_Routes 14
instead of getting frustrated try to teach him a bit all boys r not same... if its still in vain u need a change!
yadeadnan 5
look at everyone being goodguys on fml but douchebags on other places
steam_engenius 21
Because it's hot/fun??
Saraishi 25
..... Poor you and poor him...
AcieMcG 21
It's okay I thought my first boyfriend had been coming until I experienced the full load of my next boyfriend XD
crudeandrudeguy 29
Thanks for that image...:-/
Meowfml 8
What a great chance to teach someone about what you like! And they can learn what they like! Don't shame inexperience. Everyone had to start somewhere.