Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
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Top comments
sprigs_ 32
Just talk to him about it. If you are comfortable having sex with him than you should be able to talk to your partner about it.
Steve95401 49
This is your opportunity to teach a few things - maybe a lot of things.
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Comments (59)
RedPillSucks 33
neither YDI nor FML. just have a discussion with him
lemeows 2
This was MY FML that the mods rewrote and posted "anonymously." They apparently keep deleting my comments stating that too, guess they don't want anyone knowing they steal people's stories.
randomheartthrob 7
Teach him. Be positive with the experience. Everyone starts somewhere
vikky538 29
Look at the bright side. Atleast one of you has more experienece
abNormal62 23
Good things come to those that wait.....?!?
Bgreene_5 12
He has a lot to learn
wakemeupplease 21
Is it bad that I laughed while reading this?
abNormal62 23
Look at this as an opportunity vs an obstacle Train him to your specifications He has developed no bad habits that you will have to break him of
ChakatBlackstar 29
Aww...look on the bright side...at least you can mold him to your preferences.
johan_the_pirate 8
Or he's more experienced and dry humping is a waste of his time.