Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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YoStephy123 0
Kinky.
aback 5
So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.
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Comments (297)
RideOorDiee 0
Ahahahaha bbw fedish!!!!!! Oh shit thats hilarious!!!
hotjavalava 0
"but i'm on a diet"
KittenOnAcid 1
lol! that would have been amazing if she did say that.
Juggababy33 0
ew that's gross as hell. FYL...How is that not a problem? It was underneath the bed. WTF. Who knows how long it was there! D': lmfao
f_jills_life 0
what kind of donut was it?
CFR 0
Yummay... That's so ****** random though...I wonder if he was saving it specifically for that...
TheOtherNewest1 6
So he gave you food and then ****** you? Isn't that how dates go? "Wine, dine, ****?" Then again, there was no wine...
razzie_waz 0
She's 'wineing' now :p
Intoxicunt 6
#58 FTW.
astarchus 0
you got yourself a feeder :P
xxstealthxx 0
Im gonna have to call bullcrap on this one guys. It seems theres too many sex or love fml's and then something weird or stupid happens at the end. FYL for making a fake fml
LeCielNousAide 7
do you really think that any sex/love stories that didn't end in something weird or stupid happening would end up on FML? no. i think people fail to realize the point of this site sometimes. to the OP: if it was a fresh doughnut (in a box and not a week + old) then WTF ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT???? if it was a yucky doughnut, definitely FYL.
carb_lover 0
what. the hell.
Twincest 11
what the hell is wrong with young people these days??? ... you need milk to be able to chow down a donut!