Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML
Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML
Today, I walked around town by myself for four hours because I was too ashamed to tell my parents that I have no friends willing to spend time with me. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
Today, I had to clean out my room because I was having a sleepover. Only, I've not been in here for months since I've spent every night in my mom's room because I'm too scared to sleep alone. FML
Today, I think the only reason my mom hosts my kid's birthday, and other parties at her huge house in the country, is so she can be a complete bitch to us on the day, and if we even sound annoyed, it's, "Well, this is my home, I don't have to open it to anyone." FML
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Top comments
Fuaaad1994 31
Throwing house parties sounds like so much fun, bunch of people trashing your house and you cleaning up after them...
molly471 22
You should prove her wrong
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Comments (65)
lynniemouse19 12
Join the club lol!
PunMasterEsquire 1
hopefully soon to be ex mom
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Just enjoy the alone time. There's always the internet for entertainment!
shinikageWolf 15
My mom has actually tried to encourage me to have friends over for a little party. I told her "I'm more likely to clean the house than have a party."
EcoAirWarrior 7
You should take vengeance against her for her insensitive remark by causing minor trouble in another way like breaking the windows in your home or 'accidentally' smashing some ornaments or by sending bogus calls to relatives while disguising your voice
sillycitygirls 2
my mom told me that she threw a party when her parents went out of town, as her and my dad were going out of town. I told her that I wouldn't becuase that involved cleaning. she believed me and I didn't have a party. laziness has gone way to far.
Queenie2014 11
Were u in Project x?
wondermoose 28
my grandma left for a week and asked me to not have a party then laughed... I'm 20 and she thinks I'm lane. fml lol
alexis2173 11
that's the same with my mom! Well if you want, with your 3 friends and my 3 friends we could have a party together...if they showed up ? lol
hunterbear 11
Time to Project X your place