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davka This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

No excuses!

Today, I was fired from my job. Apparently getting shot is no valid reason to stay home. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Stab wounds only accepted. Company policy, don't fight it.

ummm wow what were you doing the night before that resulted in you being shot?

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Two sides to every story!!! Got shot by what? Got shot in what part of the body? Reason for being shot? How long were you milking this that they felt the need to fire you??