Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
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SwordSlasher 0
Fail parents -_-
drimpossible 0
Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
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neverinmyfavor 0
When I was 15 and my dad was teaching me to drive, I was on a highway and we were going to turn at the next stoplight for gas. We got to talking, and I kept going at 50mph forgetting about the turn, and he suddenly said "Are you going to turn?" I slammed on my breaks when I realized it was too late, so I said "**** it." and just hit the gas again. After a brief silence he asks "..Did you just say '**** it??'" I said "Yeah, it wasn't meant to be out loud."
marryjaneex0 7
cool story bro.
RawrImaDragon 18
Once when I was around 8/9 my babysitter put soap in my mouth for jokingly using the words crap and Hell...I hate the way she treats kids but my mom still wants her to babysit my sister after she's born... D:
DeathByIrony90 0
you should tell them you converted to scientology and get a copy of "dianetics" as a joke, or even better, tell them you're a "pastafarian" (google that if you don't know what it is, it's hilarious), it's not like they can do anything about it-you're an adult now and them doing this might be them not wanting to accept that, either way, this is goddamn ridiculous!
metal8214 0
pastafarians are ****** up
thantomaniac 0
don't diss pastafarians. The FSM was originally a pro evolution argument.
slane92 0
My parents would totally do this, my step mom actually threatened it last week. So I know where you're coming from.
pokerfacebaby 0
You should've said.. "i've heard you guys saying dirtier words the other night" haha
tuyio 0
nice
Jasper_fml 0
dude. escape.
BeastAthlete 0
9 thats a good idea until the OP rents give all the good stuff 2 his bros nd sis wen the die lol
gurn 0
I agree with #4 - You're 19. Move out.
smbxsway 0
get outta there! Yikes
itsucks15 0
aww... that sucks. you should move out
robvicious_fml 0
Give the priest his wallet back!