Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
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SwordSlasher 0
Fail parents -_-
drimpossible 0
Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
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Comments (318)
Ottawa_Sucks 0
Grow some balls.
nicelander 1
#11 what a story...
aykay 0
aah thats horrible!
j_e_m_8_8 0
sounds like it's time to move out dude...holy shit!
zidane312 0
im surprised yu didnt know better ... heh
irlydontcare 0
and ... you didnt say no? you def deserved that... they wanna hear swearing? tell them to **** themselves
Ashura714 0
damn right. theres another alternative, but it requires a shotgun, a shovel, and an abandoned ranch >_>
peidit 0
lolololololoolololololololololololoololololoolololololololololoolololololololol lol
alicemassie 0
soap HAS been known to erase ur vocabulary of the word hell...
blland 0
dump your parents.
AMelodyofJuly 0
#12, thank you for the introduction to pastafarian. I've decided to convert and become a believer of the FSM. You rock.
Djosef_fml 0
Another person was touched by His Noodly Appendage! Oh sister, rAmen! rAmen Sister! Christians are just annoyed because our god has bigger balls than theirs.