Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
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SwordSlasher 0
Fail parents -_-
drimpossible 0
Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
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Comments (318)
mrcarmine 0
YOU'VE HAD 19 YEARS TO LEARN THEIR RULES haha sucks for you
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Move the hell out.
pinkfrenchrose 5
I'm 13 and I say that all the time. : Wash your mouth with soap? O_O Wtf?
TM_brain 0
How did that soap taste?
Komatose 0
Why is everyone like "You let them?" You're all a bunch of spoiled brats. My parents would beat the shit out of me for swearing in front of them. And yeah, you take it, as long as you want someone to pay for college instead of being in debt until you're 55.
sleepless15_p 0
If you have such horrible parents why do you not just move out.
lexig 0
thats shitty. move out
Zwink 0
my mom doesn't like me swearing but my dad's fine with it except "****" even though they say it all the time
Tripodi 0
ha! thats embarrasing
Atropos_fml 0
I agree with #95. It's not easy standing up to parents and there are usually more consequences for doing so. And seriously, shut up about an eighteen-year-old living at home. Like some others said, it takes a lot of money and you can't just decide to leave suddenly. You don't know the poster's financial situation or if they're staying at home for school. Hey, they might even WANT to live at home. So stop telling them to move out just because they're a certain age. That is quite hilarious, though. I mean, hell is hardly a "bad word".