Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my parents tried to apologize for wrongly grounding me. I told them to go fuck themselves, so now I'm re-grounded. FML
Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML
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SwordSlasher 0
Fail parents -_-
drimpossible 0
Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"
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Comments (318)
Guairdean 0
If you're 19 and can't stand up for yourself, you deserved it. Grow a pair anrd let them know that there are limits to what you will tolerate. Either that, or resign yourself to being 12 years old and under their thumbs for the rest of your life.
artsci10 0
time to move out buddy if you're 19 and living there by choice, you've got no one to blame but yourself
PrincessesCrown 17
Well my brother will be 18 today and is going to be going into his senior year. He has never flunked a grade he just started kindergarten late due to his summer birthday. So next summer he'll be 19 and just starting college so it could just be their summer before their first year if college.
blahblah17 0
hahaha. #8s idea!!!! it only makes sense!!!
nando92 0
wow and i curse at my parents all the time... well not bad things more like funny things and they laugh with me....
shaPOW 0
if you're 19, surely you know your parents strongly disapprove of cursing. i'm not saying it's reasonable of them, but shouldn't you know their rules by now?
gabeepicfails 0
kill your parents .
Why_Me77 0
My folks did that when I was little...that's when I discovered I was very allergic to Lever 2000 soap =(. Yay swollen mouth!
fuckedhislife 0
Wow. This sucks you have really up-tight parents/ Oh. I have been touched by his noodley appendage also
splat_fml 0
Hell is actually the name of a place close to the city I've been living in for quite a while. :D
122vanessa122 5
lmfao. over protective muchh ? ;)