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damn... - - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML

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Shit eating grin

lame - 31/12/2009 05:02 - Canada

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy started talking to me, then suddenly lost interest. Afterwards, I saw the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

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Mouth malfunction

Melanie - 08/02/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I locked eyes with a cute barista and tried to flirt by giving a charming smile. I forgot I had just taken a sip of hot chocolate, so I ended up drooling a long stream of chocolate down my chin. FML

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Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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Hi-de-hi

Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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Well, this is awkward

Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

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NEXT!

Kristie - 03/07/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML

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emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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Business casual

Anonymous - 08/04/2013 08:30

Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML

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Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML

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louisianagrrrrl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:13

you should have coughed into your napkin

DisturbedDriver 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:54

Haha, you can use an apology in private to introduce yourself?

crazygirl13_fml 0

Friday 10 July 2009 17:32

learn to spell ass

Avenging_Angel 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 12:15

Lmao I love the way you worded this (:

popoman 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:58

COVER YOUR MOUTH, you inconsiderate person. I put FML and YDI.

LemonMan 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:29

You could have covered your mouth you know? I say YDI, but FYL that can be really akward

coltsluvr123 2

Saturday 27 February 2010 14:47

woooowwwww. next time cover your mouth!!!!!!!!!

TJT 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 4:03

Hmmmm stunning guys dont have glasses

happy_animal_lov 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 15:33

it's called turn away from the table and cover your mouth

kykeon22 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 10:28

oh, not at all, i think that this is a great opportunity to break the ice XD XD

smartalek 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 20:12

well what a nice conversation starter! (:

ladybug_26 18

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:05

haha, oh bummer xD

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