Today, while I was leaving a restaurant, the very handsome waiter, whom I had been trying to hit on all night, said to me, in front of everyone, "Why did you write your phone number on the table with hearts around it? You know I won't call you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
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Top comments
mjane 0
that is cleeearly FML material, who the hell says something like that to someone? he could have just not called. he didn't have to be a ******** in front of everyone
dforrt 0
The FML was that he said this IN FRONT OF everyone. That was the point, and u missed it
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Comments (32)
wpolo02 7
LOL! I wonder how many times you were rude to someone that asked you out.
museerux01 10
What a jerk!
NotAPrincess 8
Well. You really shouldn't be with someone like that anyways. He disregarded your feelings and humiliated you. At the very least he could have let you down softly. It's kind of a good thing he didn't say yes. You don't need someone like that in your life. I would have like died though.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Ooh
ryanvoiselle 5
I see the "!" And I think, did he really yell?
Arcadiaaa 12
...Ouch...
DerSuldam 25
The way this is worded makes me wonder if you really wrote it on the actual table, or...
Stephanoze 23
Wow! Sorry OP :(
Hangryko 32
I hope you stopped sexually harassing waiters since this FML was posted.
hopejm 5
number one, most of you commenters are assholes, you're probably just like the waiter. Second, he's not into you, no big deal, but he definitely should not have said that for the whole world to hear. fyl