Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML
Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant to order food with just a $100 bill. They no longer had what I came for, so I left. When I got to my car, I realized - no bill. I went back in for them to say they hadn't seen it, and they wouldn’t check the cameras. I know the lady working there picked it up since I was the only customer. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML
Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML
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Endymion_fml 0
You tried to get to her heart through MONEY? What do you think she is, a prostitute?
suadelaaa 0
Oh because nothing says "Give me a call :D" like $35. Failfailfail
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Comments (167)
blueraspberry 0
you deserve it, you tried to buy her. not every girl is a prostitute, no mater how rich you are.
thebigslim 13
Say you will make it up to her by taking her out to dinner.... like to the resturant you forgot to pay her at for example.
lara522 0
Don't try to buy your way into her heart. That's actually kind of insulting. Next time, talk to her.
Gringo_fml 0
Guys.... He put down the $1 bill instead of the $50 bill, the threats are for not paying for the service Jees what's so hard to understand And you're an idiot for trying to tip 35 bucks to get a date o_0
Mr_Wong 0
Wait, you "had" a cute waitress for lunch? You ATE a waitress. You sir are a cannibal.
dammn 0
LMFAO #3 ! at least you got her number :P
flibberitgibbet 0
Grosss. Who leaves their phone number for waiters/waitresses? Who bribes potential dates?
wowfmlife 0
green money rules! canada's looks like monolpoly money
SoBlonde_fml 0
That sucks. Now the waiter is mad at you, so you can't even go back and pay what you owe. 100th! I want to celebrate like the firsts.
Bubs_fml 0
I would ignore the text messages, forget about making an ass of yourself and enjoy the $14 you saved by dine-and-dashing. It's too late to fix anything.