Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, a guy who lives in my condo complex threatened to take my husband and me to small claims court. Why? He was mad about the $300 fine to get his truck back after it was towed, because he was parked in our spot. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
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jeezburger12 10
I just hate stupid people...
Lady98K 4
Tell him he's a ******* idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.
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Comments (132)
ashleybabe85 0
cease* seize means to grasp/take something
ngarcia333 0
Kick him in the nuts!
LianLover 0
Some people are such idiots You should sue him
Greendaycheese 12
Sooo threaten to counter sue. The dudes in the wrong !
ManWhatsoever 6
That's why I got collision insurance cuz a lot of bloody stupid out there
hawkey126 0
I moderated this!
diesel1226 0
Sue him for **** sucking with the intent to swallow. It is punishable by multipal he-bitch man-slaps in rapid succession.
rattusrattus 19
Hey, no demonizing the honourable legions of cocksuckers!
causticgirl 6
How's he supose to drive on the lawn if you park where he likes to jump the curb?
JayDeLaGhetto 7
That's when "his ass is in a position that's impossible not to kick it"
tmjordan98 2
You should sue for like violation of property or something cause he did hit YOUR car on YOUR property