Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, a guy who lives in my condo complex threatened to take my husband and me to small claims court. Why? He was mad about the $300 fine to get his truck back after it was towed, because he was parked in our spot. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
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jeezburger12 10
I just hate stupid people...
Lady98K 4
Tell him he's a ******* idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.
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Comments (132)
Joshawott 21
Tell him to bring it on, then watch as his case crumbles and you demand compensation for defamation of character.
DocBastard 40
I couldn't help but notice you don't mention the owner of the driveway where your car was parked. Perhaps it was HIS driveway and you just worded this cleverly to disguise that fact? Or perhaps the other guy was just a drunk moron.
SecretMe00 5
That's exactly what I was thinking doc.
ddl2829 1
Regardless of who's d rice way i
maosquare 18
104 - Are you drunk?
Jkolbly 11
I was thinking the same thing, but the driveway to a public place instead.
odexy 12
I was thinking apartment when I read this. Some people are seriously morons when it comes to parking in apartment parking spaces. At my boyfriends place, the parking lot wraps around the building and there's three parking spaces behind the building. One day, a Hummer parked in such a way that it blocked the entire back area making it impossible to pass on either side of him. :/ Well, of course my boyfriend wasn't dumb enough to crash into the parked car, although I think anyone who parks like an idiot usually deserves having someone hit them...
Autobot93 10
Take out an ax and threaten to sue him for tempting you to attack him
Autobot93 10
Forget the comment above. A simple FYL would do
toalysium 15
Oh Cali...so sad. In Texas we have guns that not only keep people polite, they greatly reduce the likelihood of lawsuit abuse. FYL
lostdiadem1 0
In Texas you also have republicans running the show. Which is bad
Mayberry_Brown 9
Better than Nancy Pelosi. "We'll find out what's in the bill after it's passed." Enough said.
cgchamp89 7
Texas knows wtf is up... You don't mess with people in Texas. IL on the other hand... our legislature is rather retarded.
cBlackout 13
25, you do realize the second amendment applies for the whole country, and that in Cali we can legally shoot anybody who breaks into our property?
LilMissNYC 5
How is this a YDI?? Just like the guy who hit dreefsa's car, if you voted YDI, you're a moron.
rattusrattus 19
The people who voted 'YDI' are of the same mindset of the suing man: the road is not just the black tarmac'd thing, it also encompasses the raised grey concretey things and the green grassy bits too. People should be made to take a test before they are allowed to drive. Wait. Shit. They are.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Perhaps the problem lays in not performing IQ tests at the same time, and ensuring that common sense is indeed common. :p Kind of goes back to "You can't fix stupid", but that doesn't seem to stop us from trying....
tow38 7
Wow it amazes me how stupid people can be. Not cool
Daiyuki 5
Did this driveway have a yellow line down the middle of it and an unusual amount of cars traveling on it?
JustDerpin 11
And how is this a YDI?
GUNK1NG 1
Haha u mad?
DaKillaMafia 2
All I would say after that would be, "come at me bro."