Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, a guy who lives in my condo complex threatened to take my husband and me to small claims court. Why? He was mad about the $300 fine to get his truck back after it was towed, because he was parked in our spot. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
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jeezburger12 10
I just hate stupid people...
Lady98K 4
Tell him he's a ******* idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.
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Comments (132)
russianraccoon 0
Let him sue. You'll win and make so much money that you'll be able to buy some new cars and a driveway for every car
SlickWillyTFCF 5
YDI for living in the liberal shithole known as California.
dinosuarRAWR 0
When I was at the grocery store a while back a drunk man sped through the parking lot and smashed into my car. He then started accusing me of parking crooked and demanded that I pay for the damages to his car. My car was parked straight until he drove into it.... FML FYL
bobleheadNS 0
DRIVEWAYS ARE STUPID.
AKholic47 0
I don't want to live on this planet anymore..
jdortega 2
Umm sure, I bet that's exactly what happened
Dcm210 19
take pics and get a lawyer.problem solved.
Evilpirate 10
Who's driveway o.o
399 41
lol
Dirtbiker989 6
You could charge him for the damage done to your car. You should, however, let him sue. He'll be eaten alive in court, and even if he comes to his senses, to back out of a lawsuit is a felony.