Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, a guy who lives in my condo complex threatened to take my husband and me to small claims court. Why? He was mad about the $300 fine to get his truck back after it was towed, because he was parked in our spot. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
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Top comments
jeezburger12 10
I just hate stupid people...
Lady98K 4
Tell him he's a ******* idiot. And threaten to sue him for being stupid enough to hit a parked car. Escpecially one IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.
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Comments (132)
moriahss_29 0
would have been go ahead then after that done with im gonna sue you for being a dipshit
ZakAttack21 5
Side walks are not roads, or last i knew they werent.
TheJester12 15
op don't be an asswipe. we all know that some " guy" was your father and how did you expect him to get in the garage when you parked sideways blocking the entrance ?!?! I have no pity for you .
TheJester12 15
for the onslaught of comments that may come reverently defending the good nature of humans beings..... ladies and gentleman. that was sarcasm :)
eemory25 0
>.<
structuredchaoz 4
Yea he likely didn't have insurance. Let him run his mouth he was still in the wrong.
Cml3996 12
Question is..How did he even hit you in the first place??
FrankHotpants 31
Threaten him right back and tell him you'll sue him for driving in a matter that makes it impossible for him not to hit cars.
OwnageTheCat 2
People like this give me infinite mindfuck loops, that in turn give me headaches. What a fantastic way to start the morning! /sarcasm/
jacball13 0
you deserve it for having a driveway!
THE_A_TEEN 28
He deserves it because she has something that everyone with a ******* house has in the United States and other countries have? Did the driveway told him to crash there? Was it OP's fault and deserved to get sued by a moron? I think you're the guy in the FML or someone similary stupid. Go live in a ******* island in the middle of the Pacific, dick-bag...
Clamcreepy 7
If he didn't threaten you with the whole sue you bs. You should've strongly considered parking your fist in his face and letting him hit that ground where he stood.