Today, my father, who I rarely see, drove 400 miles to my wedding. I was so happy to see him, until he got completely trashed at my reception, asked me where he could "score some weed" and told me what a bitch my mom was, and how I needed to lose weight. For over an hour. At my wedding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, despite his promise not to, my dad got completely shitfaced at my wedding reception. When we found him, he was passed out on the toilet with his pants down, penis out, and he’d shit all over himself, the toilet, and the floor. I thought I could trust him just this once, but now he’s dead to me. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML
Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
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Top comments
Inspired22 11
I'm so sorry. Try not to let him get to you. It's your special day! Remember next time, you do have the right to make him leave your parties...he really would have deserved that.
dramakat11 0
Did you tell him to go **** himself? Seriously, disown the jerk. How dare he ruin one of the most important occasions of your life?!
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Comments (100)
biggecko 4
Your dad sounds cool
Blehhxx 0
I would've kicked his ass out within 10 minutes.
Angel1000168 16
I so woulda gotten my husband-to-be to beat him up within the first half hour
hiddenpoet 0
Sooooo did he score some weed
xXobnoxiousXx 3
dont be so slefish and hook a brotha up with some weed man
PanikBaby 8
It sounds like we have the same dad..... I'm still debating on if he will even be invited to my wedding :/
brizzyd 10
How that's one way to ruin a wedding
worldclassrager 41
That always seems to happen... Congrats anyway OP...
betawolf89 8
sounds like some one you don't need in your life you are starting a wonderful time in your life i your dad is going to be toxic. then he can go grow up on his own. you must be so kind to have not thrown him out, at your wedding.
doglover100 29
I would've kicked him out.