Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
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av232 0
perhaps it's just a master plan to get you two to break up
natsumosam92 0
thats like somethin out of a movie
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Comments (140)
blueknight1st 26
What's there to be horrified about? It's not like your all related. Stop being such a drama queen and suck it up.
Nilorac 0
WEIRD.
containsnosoy 0
So what? Get over it, chances are one of you will break up before it actually means anything.
skullbuster 0
OP, "imagine my surprise" when I read this, shook my head, and thought WHO CARES!?
chocoLIFE_fml 2
so if she marry him and you marry your boyfriend, he will be your stepdad and your dad in law and your boyfriend will be you stepbrother and husband o_o I confuse haha
consousop 0
Isn't that illegal and incest, sux 4 you
malaproposDame 0
How the hell do you consider that incest?! They're not related! Get your facts straight.
mike1921 0
I don't think that counts as incest since they're not biologically related.
theodivine 0
WWWWWOOOOOOWWWWWW. Incest is getting romantically involved with someone who is related to you by blood. This is definitely not the same thing, and why the hell would it be illegal? OP. That's pretty awkward, but it could be worse, I guess. It's actually kind of cute.
starburst_boy 0
How exactly is that horrifying? Though I must admit that the double dates would be a pain in the ass...
letitbe15 0
this is just like what happened on gossip girl!
crookedteeth 0
that's pretty cute I have to say.
8trickster8 0
I don't see what the big deal is if they're not blood related. Step-brother/sister shouldn't matter that much, just a trivial term if you actually like each other.