Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
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av232 0
perhaps it's just a master plan to get you two to break up
natsumosam92 0
thats like somethin out of a movie
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Comments (140)
Nightfallz 0
so what's wrong with a double date? how is this a fml?
LoveItOrLeaveIt 0
did you not notice that he Boyfriends dad is her mothers boyfriend. If they were to marry she would be dating her step brother.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Why should they be horrified?? It's neat. Well, no, the double dates will suck, but relationship-wise, if it works with your BF and you, it will be nice. (If not it will be awkward. XD) What, it's not like he magically became your blood relation! XD
penelope_fml 2
Or you can tell her you wouldn't like that?
sexy_mamasita 0
damn girl, that sucks. I hope for your sake that everything works out for the best ^_^. BTW the double-date thing, that's just wrong.
Einstein714 0
living with and banging your stepbrother , cool until you break up
oh_0_0 0
Poor you :( But what do we learn from this? Always make sure that your boyfriend's/girlfriend's parents know your own parents and that they meet in a preferably not very flattering situation to avoid any instant attraction. I just hope for both of you that things won't be totally awkward if one couple breaks up and has to see a part of the male family all the time. Good luck! (And try to avoid double dates...)
Wolf_fml 0
OP What happens when your mum and his dad get married and have a little kid and you two get married and have a kid, that kid is going to be like, this is my sister and my brother and this is their child and my cousin
rob8625 0
YDI for being a women
LoveItOrLeaveIt 0
Awww Is someone Gay? Thats fine. Just keep that comment to yourself
rob8625 0
So I'm gay because I said a sexist comment. Doesn't make sense and you are a retard
Logica42 0
Eh, no, s/he's just insulting the troll.
fmlcomment 2
I personally would be a little worried if she were actually 'women'...would that mean she had DID?
cucuto89 0
WOMEN ARE INFERIOR TO MEN
Shadow14l 0
Shutup woman get on my horse.
heavenandhell 0
That will be one messed up family tree
lexiBRo 0
nah, I don't think they actually lived together bc the boy wasn't raised by his dad since he had been in and out of jail....but that whole situation was a lil sketchy and I am happy they didn't bring a baby into that messed up household.